TOOTHSOME MATRON *
by Jessica Khailo
I chew 36-grit sandpaper
to feel just like the ocean.
I’m bad at having teeth.
My job to stop the children
gnawing bones and batteries.
No salt lick in the yard
melts down like my enamel
with flecks of things once sweet.
So bad at having teeth that I
forget I even have them,
ground down to the nerves
and clenched even as I’m sleeping.
Too hard in my softening head.
Fuse the gums; stop the bleed.
I’m bad at having teeth.
If it’s caustic enough,
if it bubbles, I drink it.
My mouth can break ice.
It can pinken the basin,
find iron filings in boggy soil.
So bad at having teeth that I
simply can’t remember
when I last lied to a dentist
about my flossing habits
but nothing hurts about them
and, mostly, they look clean.
I’m bad at having teeth
and I only want to keep them
so my tongue has something solid
to stop it flopping toward my chin
and, I suppose, if I’m starving,
I’ve a tongue that I can eat,
but I’m so bad at having teeth
it probably wouldn’t matter.
I fear my bite too much and think
that’s proof I am not rabid,
not enough, at least, to tear
what weeps and pleads.
I’m bad at having teeth.
(*This poem was first published in Heathentide Orphans 2023, by Zoetic Press)